Capital Mayhem South Park Style T-Shirt | Chaos in the Capital Political Satire Tee | Unisex Garment-Dyed Adult Humor Apparel Gift

Make a bold statement with our "Capital Mayhem" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, a perfect blend of political satire and pop culture humor. This unique tee features a hilarious, South Park-esque cartoon illustration depicting a chaotic, military-themed scene around the US Capitol building, complete with the bold, provocative text "CHAOS IN THE CAPITAL!". It's designed for those who appreciate edgy political commentary and a good laugh. Our Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt offers a vintage, lived-in look and exceptional comfort. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, durable, and breathable, ideal for casual wear or as a standout piece. The garment-dyeing process gives each shirt a unique, faded aesthetic, ensuring your tee is truly one-of-a-kind. Key features: 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort and durability. Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²). Relaxed fit for all-day comfort. Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for added durability. Double-needle stitched collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem for longevity. Side seams help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support. Pigment-dyed for a vintage, faded look. Low-pigment dyes may cause slight color variations, adding to the unique charm. Whether you're a die-hard South Park fan, a political humor enthusiast, or simply looking for an edgy graphic tee that sparks conversation, this shirt is for you. It's perfect for casual everyday wear, social gatherings, or as a memorable gift for someone who loves satirical art. Care instructions: Do not dryclean. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F). Non-chlorine: bleach as needed. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat. Size chart: | Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | | Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | | Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | | Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | | Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |